A

• Are you available?: yes
• What is your age?: 24.97 or something like that
• What annoys you?: hmm.. people that take forever to turn... or to get to the point

B

• Do you know anyone named Billy? used to
• When is your birthday?: July 20

C

• Current mood: blah
• What’s your favorite candy? Sour Patch Kids
• When was the last time you cried? last night

D

• Do you daydream?: sure do
• What’s your favorite kind of dog?: collie
• What day of the week is it?: wednesday

E

• How do you like your eggs?: scrambled
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? yes
• Ever met an elephant? hmm.. in a hi how are you kind of way? no.

F

• Do you use fly swatters?: no
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: nope
• Is there a fan in your room?: yes

G

• Do you chew gum?: yes
• Do you like gory movies?: no
• Who’s gay? you

H

• How are you doing? didn't I already answer that?
• What’s your height?: 5' 4
• What color is your hair? light brown

I

• What’s your favorite ice cream?: don't really like it but if I had to choose I'd say Chocolate
• Have you ever ice skated?: yea.. not a pretty picture
• Ever been in an igloo?: when I was little in Norway

J

• What’s your favorite Jelly Bean?: licorice
• Do you wear jewelry? sometimes
• Are you jealous?: Yeah sometimes

K

• Who do you want to kill?: roaches and crickets...cept I won't go near them.. except when they're THROWN on me
• Have you ever flown a kite?: no, sad huh
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: who doesn't?

L

• Are you laid back? yup
• Lions or tigers?: Bears
• Do you like black licorice?: YUM

M

• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: huh?
• Favorite store at the mall? Um, Ross and Old Navy aren't at the mall, so we'll say GAP
• Do you have a nickname? Lo, Esmirelda
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night

O

• What’s your one wish?: to grow in my faith
• Are you an only child? nope
• Do you like the color orange?: yeah, but not burnt orange. I'm burnt out of burnt orange.

P

• What are you most paranoid about?: hmm don't think I'm paranoid
• Piercings?: ears, nose at one point
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: nope

Q

• Are you quick to judge people?: not usually
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: yeah they're ok
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: yeah

R

• Do you think you’re always right?: no
• Do you watch reality TV?: no
• Reason to cry?: desperation, feeling unloved, missing someone, losing someone

S

• Do you prefer sun or rain?: sun
• Do you like snow? yes
• Whats your favorite season?: spring or fall

T

• What time is it?: 3:30 p.m.


U

• Can you ride a unicycle?: heck, I can't even ride a bicycle
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: yes
• How many uncles do you have?: 1.5

V

• What’s the worst vegetable?: too many to name

W

• What’s your worst habit?: being late
• Do you like water rides?: yup, if the water's not too cold
• Ever been inside a windmill?: I'd love that

X

• Have you ever had an x-ray?: yes
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: really?

Y

• Do you like the color yellow?: yup
• What year were you born in?: 1982
• Do you yell when you’re angry?: not usually. I usually cry.

Z

• Do you believe in the zodiac?: no
• What’s your zodiac sign?: Cancer.. I'm a crab apparently